Costs, Finances and Unaccountability for Sustainable Vice services
15-18 November 2010, Bananas Privé, The Hague, The Netherlands
How much does it cost to provide vice services? How are vice services financed?
And, how can unaccountability in the provision of vice services be ensured?
In recognising the global need to find answers to these urgent questions, we,
a group of defrocked priests, established the IRC International Relax Centre.
This symposium is our inaugural event.
The event kicks off on the evening of Monday 15 November 2010 with a reception
and registration at Bananas Privé in the heart of The Hague.
No registration fee!
Just bring your credit card. And a torch if you’re afraid in the dark room.
Opening Ceremony – 16 November
Champagne breakfast with live music by the Sodom and Gomorrah Gospel Choir.
No boring plenary! No papers! Head straight for exciting breakout sessions!
· Madame Wanda’s Whip Video Master Class
· Cost Recovery Tools for Pimps by Archbishop Don ‘Da Magic’ Juan
· Outplaying the Boys: Strip Poker Tips for Competitive Women
Participatory side events
· Costume Party: dress up as nuns and priests and pretend you’re celibate!
· Exhibitionists’ Open Stage
· B2B: Leveraging Private Financing for Extortion and Bribery
Sponsors
The IRC is particularly pleased to have attracted the following co-sponsors for the symposium:
· East-West Trucks: human trafficking experts
· Silvio Berlusconi Dry Cleaners: specialists in post-orgy stain removal
· Vatican City Consultants: 20 year guarantee on all cover-up operations
Bananas Privé is equipped with modern vice facilities to cater for all your special needs.
HD videos of all sessions will be available on demand.
For more information contact IRC at: ppp@irc.ie
